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A comedy pirate adventure for all the family

 

Polly Perkins, a young orphan girl, runs away after being given a strange map by a mysterious fortune teller. She heads straight for the port where she stows away onboard a ship called Neptune’s Kneecap and meets Captain Utterplank and his incompetent crew of pirates.

Before they can throw her overboard, Polly shows them the map and explains it will lead them to the legendary lost treasure of the infamous Captain Crabfoot.

Very soon Neptune’s Kneecap has set sail in search of Earwax Island where the treasure is reportedly buried, and in hot pursuit is the all-female crew of the Sneaky Mermaid who wants to lay claim to the treasure themselves.

 

Polly Perkins and the Lost Treasure of Captain Crabfoot is a three-part comedy pirate adventure for all the family to listen to, written and directed by Kei Bailey, and recorded and edited by Craig Pakes.

 

We will have a premiere for all three episodes on Facebook and YouTube so be sure to watch for the announcement of when this will be!

 

The Cast

 

Polly Perkins, our heroKaren Davey

 

On Board Neptune’s Kneecap

Newton Utterplank, the captainTony Gordon
Dungfungus, the quartermasterCraig Pakes
Mistress Betsy Batterspoon, the cookEmma Hoare
Humble Bellows, the sailing masterJonny Hoare
Otto the Hack, the carpenter and surgeonCallum Thursby
Cannonball Lil, the master gunnerLaura Griffin
Lanky Nibbs, an able seamanDavid Malkin
Grumpy Roger, an able seamanLionel Rudkin

 

On Board the Sneaky Mermaid

Ruby Barracuda, the captainMary Rudkin
Katie McKracken, the quartermasterJo Moules
Peggy Pegleg, the boatswainAmanda Grant
Sally Scallywag, an able seawomanChristine Malkin
Queasy Sue, an able seawomanLinda Mallett
Barnacle Babs, an able seawomanSarah Covill
Consuela the Fish, an able seawomanHazel Bridgen

 

On Earwax Island

Ooga Ugg, shipwrecked as a baby and brought up by monkeysCraig Pakes
Chimp Friday, a talking chimpanzeeAlan Robey
Grimgut, an orc guardAndy Canadine
Gorwort, another orc guardJonny Hoare
Lionara, head of the tribe of Cat PeopleColette Buchanan-Gray
Leopardu, a Tribe memberJo Moules
Tigeruz, a Tribe memberMaria Bates
Cheetahri, a Tribe memberLinda Mallett
Fluffy, a Tribe memberNon-speaking 

 

At the Stumble Inn

Mistress Hetty Clanger, the tavern ownerColette Buchanan-Gray
Morgana Bullmog, an old fortune tellerMaria Bates

 

On Board the Madness of the Seven Seas

Tobias Crabfoot, the CaptainAndy Canadine
Bartholomew Kragg, the sailing masterNigel Guilliatt
Old Gus, a seamanAlan Robey
 

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